Handmade chocolate donut earrings with chocolate sprinkles. Zero calorie. Zero sugar. I promise your doctor won’t yell at you for indulging yourself in a pair of these earrings. Promise.

Edit: My boss told me to put in a warning to not eat the earrings. Seriously?! You’re killing me here. I wrote up a cutesy little description to be all fun and stuff and one of you actually ate a pair. Please stop. Just wear them. It’s all I ask. I have a family to feed and you’re gonna get me fired. So, like, don’t eat them and keep them out of reach of children and pets and stuff or whatever.