Hey you! Yeah you! How are you doing? Did you sleep well? Did you drink water today?
I’m just checking in and making sure you’re doing okay and being the best you that you can be.

And that best version of you NEEDS these grey coffin earrings! Shhhhh… I know it’s not Halloween. Don’t worry about that. Whose in charge here, you or a calendar? If you want these earrings, you should get these earrings and wear them any damn time you want.

You are the lord of your style! And your style includes these gorgeous coffin earrings! That’s right! Add them to your cart! HELL YEAH!